Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Japan kills pregnant whales: Report

"We're collecting foetus samples"

Humane Society International says around 60% of the female whales killed by Japan in the Antarctic last summer were pregnant, according to a report in the SMH. A further three females were lactating when they were killed, their deaths presumably resulting in their calves starving to death.

Seeing as the Australian government is too afraid to engage in anything but a lot of shouting and fist-waving over this issue, no doubt for fear of real action jeopardising our important trade links with Japan, I think perhaps some sort of gory internet advertising campaign would be a good way of drawing attention to Australia's perspective there. Perhaps juxtaposing pictures whale watching tours in Australian waters with footage of Japan's bloody slaughter of whales. Pay for advertising space on popular, mainstream Japanese websites and it will probably make the news over there.

The government could claim to be protecting Australia's whale-watching industry. Any pro-whaling counter-campaign by the Japanese would surely fall flat in Australia. Their efforts at propaganda have so far been laughable: just think of the footage of Japanese whales sawing enormous chunks of flesh from a slaughtered whale on the bloody deck of a whaling ship, with another worker displaying a large sign, proclaiming "We're collecting tissue samples". You couldn't spoof that if you tried.

The reality of the situation is that it's only a relatively small band of hardcore nutbags in Japan who are fervently pro whale-slaughter, but they get a relatively large share of government attention and action, somewhat like the anti stem cell research brigade here. Moves to dissolve public apathy are more likely to result in action by the Japanese government than are periodic splutterings by our environment minister that aren't backed up by anything substantial.

The Japanese government isn't accountable to the Australian public, it's accountable to the Japanese public, so the most effective course of action would be to stimulate the Japanese public into holding its government accountable over its killing of whales for so-called 'research'.

3 comments:

Mikey_Capital said...

What shits me is that this was apparently done within our waters.

Why didn't the government stop that?

Larry Bonewend said...

"Hi, and welcome to HungryJaps (I just thought of that then, sweet) can I take your order?"

"Yeah, uh.. can I have a tissue sample burger meal, um.. a small pack of biopsy-nuggets, a blubber-shake, a grilled mastectomy fillet, and do you still have those scientific-refuse-rings? Oh - and is that scheme where if you find any discarded syringe, beaker, or other scientific equipment you get a free whale-platter still running?"

I do love those signs. I seriously think you could commit any crime you wanted using just signs.

Like - holding up a sign that says "This is for a movie, the camera is hidden - the blood is fake, act shocked! You will be paid as extras!" and walk into a cafe and beat the shit out of someone. And you'd not only get away Scott Free, you'd have people asking for your autograph on your way out.

The witness testimony would be "we saw a sign, y'know - I mean - who the fuck lies on signs? My trust in signages and their truthiness has taken a serious beating, much like the chap on table 5."

And can we PLEASE have the Whale Sanctuary's name changed to something more applicable. Like: The Whale Abattoir?

Mikey_Capital said...

LOL!

How about Starving Asako's Whale Abattoir?