Missed last month because the jokes weren't so good.
Q: Why did Britney Spears shave her head?
A: She wanted the drapes to match the carpet.
Our Unabashed Dictionary defines a nocturnal emission as a 'snoregasm'.
Good news: Your wife meets you at the front door wearing a sexy negligee.
Bad news: She's just coming home.
3 comments:
(small voice)
I like Britney Spears.
Not as good as the last ones you posted....
Mikey- do you like her hairstyle(s)?
Cam- I can only work with what Playboy have to give me each month! :P
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