Voter: Ok, I'm a bit bummed about a few things you've done... We've been having that new guy, Kevin, over for dinner and he's got a heap of fresh new ideas. Also, I spoke to this bum on the street and he said you were a dessicated coconut.
JH: I see... Look mate, do you like ice cream?
Voter: Oh yeah I love ice cream!
JH: Well here, I've got some for you...
Voter: OMG!!!! IT'S ON YOUR COCK!!!!
JH: Come on! just a second ago you told me you loved icecream.
Voter: Yes but not when it's covering your hairy balls!!!
JH: It's really creamy and it gets creamier the longer you eat it...
Voter: Well, alright... Maybe just a little. And no tricks!
JH: No way dude, I just want you to have some ice cream...
3 comments:
Dudes !!!
Wrong. Very, very wrong.
lol, the things i have to do for your amusement, dear readers...
Oh, man! I'll never be able to eat chocolate ice cream again.
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