Ok, so it's more like Playboy jokes of last month. I've been slack- I've already got the March issue and I haven't even got around to doing the February jokes. Well, here they are. The February issue wasn't much to write home about in terms of pictures, by the way, unless you go in for average looking Hooters chicks with too much makeup and gross fake breasts... Hugh Hefner has definitely lost his knack for picking hot women in his dotage. That said, there is a great pictorial of Irish McCalla (aka Sheena, Queen of the Jungle- pictured below) with a bunch of nude pics she did before she got into TV. There's nothing like a vintage nude!
Q: What's better than roses on a piano?
A: Tulips on an organ.
Q: What is the punishment for bigamy?
A: Two mothers-in-law.
"Would you like some bacon and eggs?" a newly married bride asked her husband in the morning.
"Thanks for asking," he said, "but I'm not hungry right now."
At lunchtime she asked him again if he would like something to eat. "Nah," he again declined. "I'm still not really hungry."
About dinnertime she asked if he wanted supper. "No, I'm still not hungry," he said.
"Well," she said, "do you mind getting off me, then? I'm starving!"
Q: When Bill Clinton was president, why did Hillary always want to have sex with him first thing in the morning?
A: She truly wanted to be the first lady.
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