Like, so I bought this baby...

While reading some tabloid story on one of the News Limited websites today I clicked a link to the Vanity Fair website that contained a blowjob of Angelina Jolie. Seriously, it was so sycophantic that to call it an interview would disgrace real interviews.

I read the whole thing. God knows why I did, but I came across the following gem. Now, you know when you're going to get a new pet, say, a puppy or some tropical fish... You know how you read up or ask around to get information on what to feed your puppy, or how to set up a tank for those fish? Common sense right? So you'd think when you're buying adopting a baby you'd want to find out all about the things that are necessary to keep that baby alive and happy, right? Before you wound up with a baby in your arms, saying something along the lines of "Oh shit, what do I do now?!"

Not if you're Angelina Jolie!

I asked what that first adoption was like.

“A nurse came with Maddox and left 10 minutes after handing him over,” she said. “I stared at this little guy. I didn’t know what to do. I called my mom. I remember saying, ‘Do kids have 2 or 10 bottles a day? I’m at a loss.’ I had never babysat, let alone … ”

I swear, I did not just make that up. You can see it for yourself here.