Friday, December 30, 2005

Swim Between the Flags

It took me a second or two to get it (I'm tired alright!) but I thought this was pretty funny. It's from Chai's blog.

If Only She'd Had a Gun


Selina Akther, killed in her New York home by a stray bullet.

Seeing as the NRA in the US is so big on everyone owning guns for the purpose of 'self defence', I wonder what Americans think of this horrific incident, where a New York woman inside her apartment copped a bullet through the eye that an Army private celebrating his home leave had fired into the air. Maybe they think it's like the movies, where everything is in slow motion and the potential victim sees the bullet flying through the air, so they can duck out of the way, preferably pulling out their own gun as they do so, and mowing down the assailant. Oops! Turns out real life isn't like that, and bullets can kill innocent people. No matter how many guns Selina Akther owned, there was no way she could have defended herself against what happened. Is the US ever going to get the message?

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

$4000 Buys Off Death Penalty for Glitter


Gary Glitter was to be charged in Vietnam with two counts of child rape, charges which carry the death penalty. Now, after he has paid each of the girls' families US$2000, the charges have been dropped altogether. If only it was as easy to get off drug charges as it is to get off charges of raping children.

Great Big MoFo Mystery Beetle




Being reasonably observant types, Gam and I noticed the other day that two large holes had appeared in the trunk of one of the eucalypts we pass on our way to Coles. One was about 4cm in diameter, the other perhaps 1 or 1.5cm in diameter. They were so neat we figured they had to have been done by a human with a drill- perhaps one of those things where they take a sample from the tree to analyse. But why take two? We didn't give it any further thought.

Today, however, poking out of the larger hole was the head of a larval casing of something. Whatever it is, it's fucking huge. The insect that came out of it must be an absolute monster- I don't have small hands! That thing measures, by my rough efforts, about 12cm. My best guess is that it could be one of these (also pictured here, top left), but given the paucity of information (I've googled and Wiki'd both the scientific and common names of that particular beetle), it's hard to say. I'm tempted to take it to the UQ entomology department just so they can tell me what it is, but I'm probably so lazy I'll never get around to it. It's pretty cool though- I'd love to find a specimen of the actual beetle.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Our Good Friends


While this New York Times article fails to make anything other than a religious distinction between the people of West Papua and the people of Indonesia, it does a fine job of revealing the extent of the continuing corruption of the Indonesian military who Australia is lately so friendly with, and the morally bankrupt tactics used by large mining companies to enrich themselves at the expense of the lives and livelihoods of local people. To its credit, President Yudhoyono's Environment Ministry has attempted to take on certain mining interests over their practices of illegal dumping of waste, but given the vast resources and power of bribery available to companies like Freeport, it's easy to doubt the prospect of any reforms.

It's an extremely long article at 9 pages, but well worth a read.

The SMH has an abbrieviated version of the article here.

Non-nytimes link to entire article here (no membership/login required).

Extract:



But no government, even in Indonesia's new democratic era, has dared encroach on Freeport's prerogatives. The strongest challenge came in 2000, when a feisty politician, Sonny Keraf, who was sympathetic to the Papuans, was appointed environment minister.

Again, Mr. Moffett [Freeport McMoRan Chairman] flew out to Jakarta.

Mr. Keraf initially refused to see the Freeport boss, but eventually agreed, and on the day kept him waiting for an hour and a half. "He came in so arrogant," Mr. Keraf recalled of the meeting in a recent interview, "sitting with his legs crossed."

Freeport refused to comment on the meeting. The American ambassador to Indonesia at the time, Robert Gelbard, said in an interview: "It was a terrible meeting."

Mr. Keraf said that Mr. Moffett had said that his company had never polluted. "I told him that he should spend the money he spent on paying off people not to talk about the mine to properly dispose of the waste," Mr. Keraf said.

Behind the scenes, Mr. Keraf kept up the pressure, angered that the company was using the rivers, forest and wetlands for its mine waste, a process allowed during the Suharto years.

An internal ministry memorandum from 2000 said the mine waste had killed all life in the rivers, and said that this violated the criminal section of the 1997 environmental law.

[...]

The Overseas Private Investment Corporation, a United States government agency that insures American corporations for political risk in uncertain corners of the world, revoked Freeport's insurance policy in October 1995.

It was a landmark decision, the first time that the agency had cut off insurance to any American company for environmental or human rights concerns.

In doing so, two environmental experts, Harvey Himberg, an official at the agency, and David Nelson, a consultant, after visiting the mine for several days, issued a report critical of Freeport's operations, especially the huge amounts of waste it had sent into rivers, something that would not be allowed in the United States.

The company went to court to block the report from being made public, and only a redacted version was later released. A person who thought it should be made public provided an uncensored copy to The Times.


Kerry Packer Dead


The Nine Network has reported the death of Kerry Packer at 68. Really, this is the end of an era in the history of Australian media, but also Australian history. I guess we'll wait to see the implications. Links on Kerry Packer's life and times here, here, here and here. This guy was quick off the mark and had already updated Wikipedia by the time I went to check.

Kerry Packer dead: report

December 27, 2005 - 9:13AM

BREAKING NEWS

Media magnate and Australia's richest man Kerry Packer has died, Nine Network announces.

Today Show announcer Richard Wilkins said he had just been handed official confirmation of Mr Packer's death at 68.

He said a statement from Tony Ritchie, Nine head of news, said: "Mrs Kerry Packer and her children James and Gretel sadly report the passing last evening of her husband and their father Kerry.

"He died peacefully at home with his family at his bedside.

"He will be lovingly remembered and missed enormously. Arrangements for a memorial service will be announced."

AAP


Monday, December 26, 2005

Drug Vultures Wait to Feast on AIDS Vaccine


Not angling for a job at a drug company: Dr Edmund Tremont.

The SMH is reporting that the US head of AIDS research, Dr. Edmund Tramont, has claimed that drug companies are unwilling to spend the capital on research and development for an AIDS vaccine, but will likely be waiting for a vaccine created through government-funded research to appear on the scene for them to profit from.


"If we look at the vaccine, HIV vaccine, we're going to have an HIV vaccine. It's not going to be made by a company," Tramont said. "They're dropping out like flies because there's no real incentive for them to do it. We have to do it."

"They will eventually - if it works, they won't have to make that big investment. And they can make it and sell it and make a profit," he said.


The SMH said Dr Tramont predicted that the US government will eventually come up with a vaccine. I predict that the drug companies will be after his head for daring to badmouth their vulture-like tactics.

Cuteness Overload!



I know I once said that Stuff On My Cat was the cutest site ever. I may just have proved myself wrong with this 'Rabbit Hopping' website that I found via Wikipedia. Unfortunately the site is weirdly designed so that only the homepage URL is displayed no matter which page you're on (the site claims to be optimised for IE 6.0 and Firefox 1.0; I tried it in IE but the problem remained), so I will have to direct you to the cutest page:

1. Click on 'Rabbit Hopping' in the left hand links menu.
2. Click on 'Pictures' tab on the upper left of the page that is then displayed.

Cuteness overload!

The site won't let me click and copy its pictures either, so I used a screen capture to steal some of the cuteness from the site and share it here. All images are copyright of http://www.kaninhop.dk/uk.

The only disappointing thing is Queensland's law against ownership of pet rabbits. Bloody backward Queensland.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Happy Christmas

It's Saturday already and my last blog post was on Wednesday. My excuse? I don't really have one. No big family get-together this year, just my parents travelling from NSW to spend a couple of days with Gam & I. We've been preparing for Christmas lunch tomorrow- probably far too much food for 4 people, but leftovers are great. We bought a smallish free range turkey, for which Gam has made a stuffing of breadcrumbs, smoked middle bacon, sage, marjoram, thyme and probably some other stuff I'm not aware of. I made gazpacho... god knows I'll probably be the only one to eat it, though. Bought heaps of cheese: I've been looking forward to trying Roquefort for ages now, and I bought some from the new Fruity Capers Deli in Toowong, only 100g for $14.95... almost $150 per kg. I guess it won't be a regular feature in my diet at that price, no matter how good it is. Sniff. Also got some of the fabulous King Island Hot Wax Blue- not that I need an excuse, but my mum and dad are also cheese fiends and love blue cheese, plus I bought the KI Yellow Rock Red and some kind of French cheese that has a single blue vein running through the centre. Wikipedia's 'list of cheeses' page probably has the name of it... I read the entire list, country by country, not that long ago, but I can't remember all of it. There are a hell of a lot of different cheeses in the world. Surfing Wikipedia has to be my favourite pastime ever. Only in Wikipedia can you go from Guinea Pigs to Russ Meyer in just a few clicks of the mouse. I donated $10 to their latest quarterly fundraiser... a puny amount, but if everyone who read it donated $10 they'd probably never have to run a fundraiser again. I'm going to buy some of their wiki merchandise in the near future- it's one 'brand' I'll be happy to flaunt.

It's been pretty hot of late, so we have The Pork Beast (our guinea pig) in her little cage on our living room floor, luxuriating in the air-conditioning (set to 25, but still a bit chilly for my liking!). She's been enjoying the fruits of our labour in the form of vegetable and fruit scraps, although with her prodigious appetite she soon finished the lot of them and then resorted to licking the dried tomato juice from her bowl. I thought she might be disappointed that she isn't allowed to run around the house, but she seems grateful just to be inside.

If my dessert recipe for tomorrow works out I'll post it here; if it doesn't, I'll pretend it never happened.

Happy Christmas everyone :)

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Religious Nuts Dominate Iraq Elections

Did the US ever really 'hope' that their invasion of Iraq would lead to anything but a bunch of religious nuts running the country? Saddam maintained a secular society under an iron fist; Syria is pretty much the same. Every other country in the region is run by religious nutbags, including Israel.

Now, with two thirds of the vote counted in the latest election, religious parties, particularly the Shiites, have gained a huge proportion of the vote. Former interim PM Iyad Allawi's secular coalition has, according to latest reports, gained only around 9% of a vote, leaving almost no hope that he will be able to cobble together a secular government.

Basically, the US have created another Iran. Way to go.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Sperm Battle Win for Widow

Sure, my title is very similar to the one in the SMH today, but if some pervy subeditor is allowed to have a 'Sperm Battle' in their headline, I want one too! Much more mundane is the ABC's headline for the item.

The poor woman in question lost her husband to a car accident seven years ago. She had to obtain a court order to have some of his sperm frozen the day after he died, because she wanted to bear his children but didn't want another relationship or to use an anonymous donor. After all, why would she want to use an anonymous donor when she had the potential for having a child using the sperm of the man she married? The Victorian courts and Attorney-General fought her requests to have IVF using her dead husband's sperm, saying he hadn't given his permission. To me, that seems a bit rough, seeing as she's alive, he's dead, and she's the one wanting to have children. Plus, he married her, so on the basis of reasonable assumption, he wouldn't mind her bearing his children. But I guess Attorney-General Rob Hulls preferred the possibility that her dead husband might have been a really spiteful, vindictive guy who wouldn't have wanted to grant his wife's greatest wish. Better to err on the side of pain and suffering if you're a politician...

Anyway, thankfully NSW doesn't have such callous laws on this matter, and after seven years this woman will finally be able to have a baby by a man she obviously loved a hell of a lot.

Costello Blows the Racist Dog-Whistle


It's been evident to all for a while now that Peter Costello is keen on attaining the leadership of the Liberal Party. He and Tony Abbott are having a competition to see who can grow hair over their bald patch the fastest (Big Kim is huffing and puffing to keep up in the 'leadership hair' stakes himself); Costello recently stated his opposition to the creation of embryos for stem cell research (trying to out pro-life Tony Abbott- fat chance!) and now he's fellating Alan Jones. (Metaphorically of course: I don't want to be sued).

Somehow, when Alan Jones whips up racist sentiment on talkback radio- all done with a wink and a nudge to his most rabid callers- it doesn't count as whipping up racism, in Peter Costello's eyes. No, what whips up racism is those people. You know who I mean, right? Those people. Yessss.


"I think it can be fanned if gangs of youths come into a neighbourhood and try and take it over. That can fan racism.


But not Alan. Providing encouragement and positive feedback to callers who spout racist rhetoric and misinformation couldn't possibly count as fanning racism if it came from Alan's mouth. He's just too powerful an influence within the Liberal party for Peter to go suggesting something like that...

Thanks to Gam for the picture.

Playboy Jokes of the Month

My favourite from the Playboy jokes page this month:



A
guy was at the supermarket when a sexy blonde raised her hand and smiled at him.

He was taken aback at such a looker waving to him. Unable to place her, he said, "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replied "I may be mistaken but I think you might be the father of one of my children."

His mind shot back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful. "Holy shit," he said. "Are you that stripper from my bachelor party who I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with wet celery?"

"No," she replied. "I'm your son's teacher."





An old rancher died, leaving everything to his devoted wife. Needing help, she decided to advertise for a ranch hand. Only two men applied. One was gay, and the other a drunk. She thought about it [really, who would stop to think about it!- S] and hired the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours and knew a lot about ranching. To reward his good work she let him have the night off to go into town for some fun.

Later that night he returned to the ranch house. Halfway to his room, he saw the woman standing beside the fireplace, a glass of wine in her hand. She called him over.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she ordered. Trembling, he did so.

"Now take off my boots," she said.

"Now my socks." The hired man complied.

"Now take off my skirt." He unzipped it.

"Now take off my bra." He did as he was told.

"Now take off my panties." He slowly pulled them down.

She fixed him with a determined glare and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

Monday, December 19, 2005

Junk Food Review


First of all, icecream:

Thumbs up to the new Weiss icecream in the pale-coloured square tub that has the separate fruit sorbet and its ultra-creamy icecream in the same tub. I had the guava, passionfruit and mango flavour, and it was goooood :) Reading the side of the 1L tub, however, I noticed that the 'number of servings per package' was 10. Ten! Who eats their icecream from a 1oomL medicine glass? Not me, that's for sure. I think it lasted me about 3 helpings...

Thumbs down to Cadbury's Crunchie ice-cream. The one in the tub, not the bar. Avoid this one at all costs. The ice-cream tastes like plastic, and the honeycomb sauce stuff tasted all salty and chemical-y. The chocolate 'fudge' sauce tasted nasty too, just not as nauseating as the honeycomb. I tipped most of this one down the sink.

Thumbs up to the whole Connoisseur icecream range. Gam is loyal to his 'cookie-cream commotion', but I say they're all good. Great, in fact. The new choc-mint one could be a little more minty for my tastes, but I still ate almost the whole tub in just a couple of sittings (Gam had a little because he was out of cookies & cream). Actually, I won't give a thumbs up to the whole range, because I'm not a huge fan of their premium-premium 'dessert' range. It's a bit too sugary.


Thumbs up to the Lindt chocolate-coated almonds and hazelnuts. They only ever appear on the shelves at Christmas, which is probably just as well, or I would be poor and fat all year round. Not that I put on weight very easily, but with the amount of these things I eat, I know I would. Delicious.

Thumbs up to the new Red Rock Deli 'Oriental Crackers'. Made in the style of prawn chips that you get with crappy chinese takeaway. They're not any better for you than chips, as they are 21% fat, but they sure are tasty. I had the 'tangy malaysian chutney' flavour. There is also a bbq duck flavour.

9000 Cats and Dogs Killed Last Year


I'm not some fucking TOY, y'hear?

Thanks to the actions of morons who think that a pet is some kind of disposable toy that can be fobbed off onto the RSPCA when they get tired of it. Why does this have to be publicised every single year? It's obvious that the idiots these statements are aimed at aren't taking any notice, given there were 699 more dogs and 81 more cats put down in the last year than the year before. You can't dump children without facing charges, so why are people allowed to dump pets? Perhaps there should be some sort of licencing system, and people would have to sit a test and apply for a licence before being allowed to own a pet. At least then they wouldn't be able to claim they didn't know what they were in for when they bought a puppy or kitten. Things to be tested could include knowledge of proper feeding and care for the animal, as well as things like the typical life expectancy of various types of pets.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Which Bank Flouts the Law to Screw its Employees?

The Commonwealth Bank. Despite the $750 000 fine being a record for offences of this sort (sacking employees and forcing them to be rehired on individual contracts) , the judge who handed down the fine was pessimistic about the likelihood of Commonwealth Bank acting within the law in the future.


"CBA's lack of explanation, regret, contrition or remorse for its contravening conduct leaves me with little confidence about its future conduct," he said in Melbourne yesterday.

"If CBA believes that the end is worthwhile, it may well see the risk of a potential contravention to be worth taking in the same way as it appears to have taken that risk in the present matter."


I'm sure the new industrial laws will ensure that Commbank won't have to suffer such needless hindrance in its desire to subjugate workers in the future.

Friday, December 16, 2005

Alleged Terrorist Plotters Spoke of Killing Howard

While the tape on which two of the men arrested under the new anti-terrorism laws was not played in court, the SMH reports that the transcript presented allegedly showed that they discussed killing John Howard and his family:


They mentioned taking retaliation at the football, Mr Robinson said.

Mr Robinson said that in the conversation Merhi said: "For example if John Howard kills innocent Muslim families do we . . . do we have to kill him and his family . . . his people like at the football?"


Of course, it also shows that they allegedly discussed killing innocent Australians, but that's hardly newsworthy, is it? After all, we don't have millions of dollars of taxpayers' money dedicated to our individual security. It seems that we have come to expect to be the target of terrorists, while our Prime Minister sits pretty and keeps making decisions that are likely to get some of us killed.

I think that most Australians would say "better him than me and my family" when it comes to terrorists choosing their targets. Please, to all potential terrorists: the majority of Aussies might have been dumb enough to vote for John Howard, but they don't deserve to die, just as tens of thousands of innocent Iraqis didn't deserve to die as a result of the actions of the USA and its bootlickers.

If these alleged terrorist plotters were to go for the easiest target, it would be ordinary Australians who pay the price with their lives and the lives of their loved ones- and that's just how John Howard wants it: such actions would result in a surge in support for his policies and popularity. If they were to go after the real culprit within Australia, they could have their satisfaction and we could get another PM. If there's one thing about politicians, it's that they're completely replaceable.

The reality is that Howard is safe from the consequences of his actions and the Australian public will likely be subject to a terrorist attack. There is no such thing as natural justice.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Size Doesn't Matter



It's content that counts. Finally bowing to reality, the Courier Mail is downsizing from broadsheet to tabloid. "We are changing our size, not our values" said the Courier Mail's editor, David Fagan.

You can say that again.


Queensland Premier Peter Beattie, whose Government's recent failings have been heavily scrutinised by The Courier-Mail, leapt on the move and called for Fairfax to set up a second newspaper in Brisbane.


And threaten News Ltd's monopoly over Queensland? When hell freezes over, perhaps.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Wanker of the Year


It must have been amidst some smoking hot competition, but Gerard Henderson has taken out Gam's Back2the80s Award for Wanker of the Year.

Judging by this quote, Alan Jones must have only just been pipped at the post.


Berta — "not of a Middle Eastern family" — who tried to argue there were two sides to this story. When she reported hearing "really derogatory remarks" aimed at Middle Eastern people on Cronulla beach, Jones cut her off: "Let's not get too carried away, Berta. We don't have Anglo-Saxon kids out there raping women in western Sydney."

Monday, December 12, 2005

Aussie Aussie Aussie

To put it mildly, the way the media and politicians are responding to the Cronulla riots is pissing me off. I'm not surprised, just angry and more than a little ashamed to be Australian. What is going on at Cronulla has been brewing since the 'evil boat people' election campaign of 2001. It's been seen as perfectly acceptable for politicians and talkback radio jocks to stir up the latent racism in the white Australian community, and no-one ever wants to name it for what it is. Kim Beazley and John Howard are pretending that all this is none of their business, and have declined to comment- mainly because doing so would entail criticising the ordinary 'straayans who have come out in force to hunt down and bash anyone who looks a bit too olive-skinned.

In the build up to the riots, the Sydney Morning Herald portrayed the surf-dickheads as through and through Aussies, saying the 'shire boys' were "itching for a blue". A good, old-fashioned blue, eh? I can't imagine such a good-humoured portrayal of a bunch of 'lebs' (or any non-whites for that matter) who'd started a text-message campaign inciting violence against white Australians.

Speaking of the text-message campaign, once again the media played it down, with the SMH describing the gathering as a 'reclaim the beach' event. The text message calling for the gathering was pretty damn clear that this was not just a nice, peaceful family day with a 'carnival atmosphere' (as the SMH so prettily described it) to 'reclaim the beach'. The text message specifically referred to "leb and wog bashing day".

And then we have idiots like Federal Liberal MP Bruce Baird, claiming that the mobs and bashings are 'revenge for bali' -i.e. the bombings that were carried out by Indonesians and also 'revenge' for the gang rapes that were carried out in Sydney by some other brown people. Who happened to be from Pakistan! What a complete and utter fuckwit. Just like the rest of the racist mob he's pandering to. The sort of people who think it's ok to hunt down and assault teenage girls for wearing a headscarf. I can't be the only one who shuddered to think what might have happened had she not escaped. Fucking animals. Since when is it Australian to attack women? Bruce explains: they're angry about terrorism! That's why they're attacking and beating random brown people and women wearing headscarves!

Premier Iemma and other politicians are keen to be seen condemning the attacks by the white mob on police cars and ambulances, but I have yet to hear a single condemnation of the hunting down and bashing of random people of middle-eastern appearance, just vague condemnation of the 'violence'. The closest anyone has come to calling these actions for the racist attacks they are is when NSW Police Commissioner Ken Moroney said there had "clearly … been a level of racial vilification … and those who are found to behave this way will be prosecuted". And that's about as much as anyone in authority has been willing to say on the race thing. Why is it that people are so reluctant to recognise and deal with racism in the Australian community? It's there. It's right there in front of us. Violence is erupting because of it, and yet politicians are too busy pandering to what they obviously must perceive to be the majority of the community to do what is right. Not surprising, just sad. Condemning attacks on random people because of their appearance does not equate to supporting the dickheads of lebanese extraction who caused trouble at the beach because NOT ALL PEOPLE OF LEBANESE OR MIDDLE EASTERN/ MEDITERRANEAN ARE THE SAME. And yes, it obviously does need spelling out to the fuckwits who govern this country at a State and Federal level, as well as a large proportion of the Australian community. Just as I, a white Aussie, am not a drunken, beer-swilling racist bogan who likes to bash brown people. But fuck, I'm angry.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Payoff for Family First?

I was wondering what incentive the Federal Government provided Family First Senator Stephen Fielding with in order to pass the VSU without the support of National Party Senator Barnaby Joyce. My guess was something to do with the anti-abortion drug RU486. Journalists are guessing the same:


However, Senator Fielding failed to quell speculation that he had done a deal with the Government after meeting the Prime Minister, John Howard, yesterday morning. Senator Fielding would not discuss what happened at the meeting.

Asked whether the talks mentioned the abortion drug RU-486, Senator Fielding, who is on the committee examining a private member's bill on the drug, said: "I cannot recall."



Mr Fielding has been in politics for only a year, and he has already forgotten that there is no distinction between the euphemistic 'politician's answer' and a lie. Can it really be that he cannot remember whether during a conversation held only 24 hours ago, an unrelated topic -one dear to his heart and central to the Family First policy platform- was brought up?


He was satisfied services and facilities would continue on campuses in some form, regardless of the abolition of compulsory fees to support them.

How, exactly? I don't think Senator Fielding gave a toss one way or the other about students and the facilities and services provided for through the compulsory student services charge. I think, rather, that he had a card to play and he played it. I'm wondering what the Government could have promised Senator Fielding, given that PM Howard has already said he will allow a conscience vote on the issue.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

The Australian Politics Test

I found this test in the Oz Politics Blog, getting there in a very roundabout way from Watermelon Rant.

My results can be viewed here. I was pleased to see I rate as 'far left' on so-called traditional 'values', largely because of the simple fact I believe gay couples should have the same rights as straight ones when it comes to marriage and adopting children! Really, belief in equal rights should be a centrist position, with anyone advocating more or fewer rights for gay couples than the rest of the population placed at the extremes.

In summary, anyone who might have suspected me as being slightly left-leaning in my political views turns out to be correct. What a surprise!

Edited on Linux


Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Electoral Changes Buried in the News


Eric Abetz' electoral changes: Mo' money, less accountability.


ELECTORAL rolls will be closed to new voters on the day federal elections are called, enrolments will require proof of identity and political donations of $10,000 or less will not have to be disclosed, under changes announced yesterday.


Given the Howard Government's majority in the Upper House of Parliament I suppose it's no surprise that these unpopular changes are being rushed through just as the 'anti-Terror' legislation is passed in the Senate. Why cop flack for two unpopular pieces of legislation when you could only cop flack for one? While electoral enrolment requiring proof of identity isn't a bad idea, closing the rolls to new voters on the day elections are called is aimed at disenfranchising young people who haven't voted before. I honestly can't remember if I enrolled to vote before or after the 2001 election was called, only that the date of the election coincided with my 18th birthday; there is a good chance I wouldn't have been able to vote in that election if the Howard Government's new rules had been in place.

The increased limit for anonymous political donations is extremely dodgy too. The way I see it, if you're a supporter of any party you should be willing to put your name to the money you give. Transparency is in the public interest, and when it comes to politics there are too many people with something to hide. Which is the whole idea behind these rules of course: to make it easier for people with something to hide to make substantial political donations. Politics is public, and therefore any money that goes into it should be made public too. Political parties aren't charities.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Surviving Aborted Baby Is Now Anti-Abortion Crusader

Gianna Jessen is an American woman whose mother, aged 17 and seven and a half months pregnant with Gianna, decided to have an abortion. Gianna survived, albeit with cerebral palsy caused by the abortion attempt, and is now (sigh) a committed Christian and anti-abortion crusader. While it's pretty understandable that Gianna Jessen is against abortion, I believe that once again- and this is intentional on the part of the anti-abortion lobby- the line is being blurred between aborting an actual baby (which, at seven and a half months and viable with some assistance outside the womb, Gianna was) and aborting an embryo the size of a jellybean. Or a zygote. Most of these nutbags are even against women using contraception.

I believe that unless there is a serious abnormality with the foetus, or a risk for the mother that was up to that point undiscovered, seven and a half months is too far along to suddenly decide you don't want to be pregnant any more. What should be the cut-off point for a woman to decide to end a healthy pregnancy? Not having studied embryological development or obstetric medicine, I honestly am not qualified to say. An abortion in itself poses a health risk to the mother, particularly with pregnancies so far advanced. But using a rare and rather extreme example such as Giana Jessen to argue against all abortion is overly simplifying the issue. Which, of course, is the aim of anti-abortionists.

Monday, December 05, 2005

Free Range Pork


Humane conditions: Not a big ask for a little pig.


Australian pig farmers should realise that pointing out the faults of various animal rights groups does not detract from the fact that the 'intensive' conditions they raise their pigs in are inhumane- the porcine equivalent of battery farming.

This article, while written by an animal rights group, is referenced and not written in such emotive language that it should turn off an ordinary consumer, as much animal-rights literature is.

Hugo Weaving has joined a publicity campaign for a change in the regulations governing pig farming in NSW. A change in the labeling laws (similar to the labeling laws for battery cage eggs in Australia) to specify the conditions in which the pigs were raised is not a lot to ask. Once again, it's about the right of the consumer to know about the products they are paying for, not just the rights of the animal.

How Many More?


WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The United States admitted to German officials last year that the CIA had mistakenly imprisoned one of its citizens for five months but asked the German government to remain quiet, according to a U.S. media report on Sunday.


Khaled el-Masri was victim of the CIA's program of 'rendition': kidnapping people and flying them to countries where they can be tortured.

German officials who were told of the wrongful detention of el-Masri have refused to comment, as have the CIA.

It's enough to make you wonder if our government knows more than they let on about Australian Mamdouh Habib, who spent almost 4 years imprisoned by the US before being released without charge. If any country is renowned for clamouring to do the US' bidding, it's John Howard's Australia.

The US have obviously decided to use the Abu Graib method of dealing with the problem of pesky stories like this: cover them up. Condoleeza Rice is set to pressure Europe to back off in its inquiries into CIA-run torture prison in former Soviet-Bloc countries. Not that such prisons exist or anything, but if they did, Europe shouldn't get its knickers in a knot over it, that's all.

Links here and here.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Wholesome Swimwear, Gay Marriage and Breast-feeding

Bloody oath, I thought this sort of thing went out of fashion in the late 1800s. Next they're going to introduce a line of nighties so the married woman can preserve her modesty while her husband gets that nasty, dirty business of sexual intercourse over and done with, a la the 1894 marriage manual written by the wife of the Rev. Smythers.

Link from The Poor Man, thanks to Gam.

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I want to know when tins of infant formula are going to come with proper health warnings similar to those on cigarette packets. Not breastfeeding is not only bad for the baby, new research shows it carries increased health risks for the mother.

Infant formula shouldn't be available without a doctor's prescription.

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Ahh, to live in a country this civilised.

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Think twice before you eat fish.

There is a real dilemma when it comes to consuming fish. World stocks of wild fish are in serious decline to the point where some species are thought to have little chance of recovery. Eating farmed fish, however, is no better. Not only do they contain lower levels of the compounds thought to make consumption of fish beneficial in the first place, and often very high levels of toxins (which are stored in the body fat of the fish), but for every kilogram of farmed fish produced, 3 kilograms of wild fish will have been used as feed to produce it. If the fish has been farmed outside of Australia, particularly in Asian countries, there is an extreme likelihood that huge quantities of antibiotics will have been used in its production.

In addition, the destructive practices used by the fishing industry in various countries, including bottom trawling and long-line fishing, have devastating effects on wildlife. Long line fishing is responsible for the killing of huge numbers of sea-birds and helping to drive numerous species of albatross toward extinction.

Aside from individual consumers taking the time to investigate where the fish come from and by what method they are usually caught, there is little we can do to make our consumption habits more responsible at a time when we are being urged to eat more fish because of the health benefits of regularly including fish in our diets. Personally, I think there should be import restrictions on fish from nations known to use harmful fishing practices and fish-farming practices not at the very least in line with our own, if such restrictions are not already in place. There should also be a labelling system with all relevant information, such as country of origin, whether the fish is wild-caught or farmed, its diet if farmed and the method by which it is caught.

Contrary to a July opinion piece published in the The Age, which proclaimed that country-of-origin labeling is 'emotional blackmail' and a form of protectionism, I believe that country-of-origin labeling enables consumers to make a better-informed choice about the product they buy, and avoid products from countries that have unsatisfactory standards with regard to sustainability and environmental practices, and not just take into account health and disease concerns to meet Australian quarantine requirements.
"The hip pocket speaks louder than patriotism on the supermarket shelves" says Greg Barns, former political advisor to Tasmanian Liberal Premier Ray Groom, while simultaneously claiming that labelling produce with its country of origin will somehow force consumers into buying Australian produce. Which is it, Greg? That "consumers will buy cheaper products and if they like the quality, pay little attention to where it is produced" or that "consumers can be emotionally blackmailed into supporting Australian produce rather than overseas competitors, even if it is more expensive"? The two claims are contradictory.

'Protectionism' is the reason that Californian, not Brazilian oranges are sold in our supermarkets here, and the reason why Australian sugar, not (for example) Cuban is the only sugar on the shelves. Country of origin labeling has nothing to do with it.

Friday, December 02, 2005

Anthony Walker's Killers Get 17 Years


Anthony Walker.

What a stark contrast. While Singapore executes Truong Van Nguyen for carrying 400g of heroin, an English court has sentenced the two young men who murdered 18 year old Anthony Walker last July to 17 years in jail. While I argue that Nguyen's death sentence should have been commuted to life, it still upsets me to think that people such as Michael Barton and Paul Taylor don't get a life sentence.

Barton and Taylor followed and yelled racist abuse at Anthony Walker, who was black, as he walked with his (white) girlfriend and his cousin. Anthony Walker was, by all accounts, a studious and hard working teenager who had just completed his A-levels and was set to go to university. He, along with his girlfriend and cousin, went out of their way to avoid the attackers, but Anthony couldn't escape. His killers, Barton and Taylor, left him with an ice-pick embedded in his skull.

Britain and Singapore- different countries, different laws and different crimes, but to my mind it's not hard to say which crime really deserved the harsher penalty.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

We're no better.


Van Nguyen.

Australia might be morally superior to Singapore in the sense that we don't have the death penalty, but reading that 47% of Australians support tomorrow morning's killing of Nguyen Tuong Van made me sick. Given that the last person executed in Singapore was a young man caught carrying not quite 2kg of cannabis, that alone should be enough to realise that Singapore's justice system is a system lacking in justice.

I bet that a lot of those same people who think that Van Nguyen should die are people who were against Schapelle Corby being sentenced to 15 years in jail for carrying 4kg of cannabis in Indonesia- another country that has the death penalty for drug smuggling. To call such people hypocrites is almost a compliment. What they deserve, and the language they understand, would be a string of expletives. Sick. Undoubtedly, if Nguyen was a 25 caucasian female with big, green eyes instead of a 25 year old ethnic vietnamese male with black hair and brown eyes he might have had a few more of those people onside. If such people are even worth having onside.

Wilson Tuckey, Federal Liberal MP, openly supported the death penalty for Van Nguyen on the basis that Nguyen "didn't consider" the lives of the people who might have taken the drugs he brought into the country. Funny, I didn't know Tuckey was big on making better the lives of drug addicts. Perhaps he has opened a few safe injecting rooms and drug treatment facilities that I may not have heard about?

What Wilson Tuckey and the large number of Australians aren't taking into account is this: A life sentence for smuggling would be a lifetime of suffering for Van Nguyen. The death penalty prescribes a lifetime of heartache for Nguyen's mother and loved ones. I would have thought- hoped- that there were more Australians willing to see beyond the Nguyens' ethnicity and put themselves in their shoes as fellow human beings. When is killing a person ever the right thing to do?

And no, Michael Ferguson, one of these is not a person. It's a blastocyst. Nor is one of these a person. To try and hijack the debate in such a manner is disgusting.

BBC Photojournal: My life with HIV


The BBC News website often has really good photojournals documenting various issues. This one documents the experience of Charles Sako, an HIV positive Kenyan who was provided with life-saving antiretroviral drugs by MSF.

The drugs didn't only save Charles Sako's life- his mother, a single parent, had put all her savings into sending him to teachers college, and when he was kicked out due to falling sick all the time and failing the course, the family had no-one to support them, and not enough money to send Charles' younger brother to school. After receiving antiretrovirals and experiencing an improvement in his health, Charles managed to get a job, and now supports his whole family.

MSF does some pretty impressive work, and I guess this photojournal illustrates just how far a little amount of help given to someone in need can go.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

One Law for Rich Liberal Party Donors...


Wronged: Robert Gerard

It sounds so very Republican-Party: the appointment to the board of the Reserve Bank of a rich businessman who has made over a million dollars in donations to the Liberal Party. Of course it was Robert Gerard's eminent suitability for the position that they took into account during the appointment- so overwhelming were his qualifications for the position that it in fact blinded them to the knowledge that Mr Gerard had donated wads of cash to the Liberal Party. Mr Gerard is just so competent and invaluable in his role on the board that he doesn't even need to turn up to meetings!

He's such a great guy that when the tax office noticed that his company's payments of millions of dollars to an insurance company (coincidently based in a Caribbean tax-haven) were claimed as tax-deductions and then routed back to his own company in Australia, they let him pay it back with no admission of wrongdoing or liability- in fact, if you believe Mr Gerard, he did nothing wrong at all. He paid the tax-office $150 million out of the goodness of his heart, despite the injustice of its hurtful allegations. As any good businessman would do.

So persuasive are Prime Minister Howard and Peter Costello's statements in defence of Mr Gerard that I will have to abandon my initial assumptions of how it looks to have a major Liberal Party donor who paid millions through a $12000 company based in the Dutch Antilles and owned by himself that he, sorry, his company subsequently claimed as tax deductions and then quietly paid back to the ATO with no consequences whatsoever sitting on the Reserve Bank Board. We obviously need more Robert Gerards in this country.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Mother's Diet Influences Baby's Tastes

Found this also in the Independent. I've read about studies on this phenomenon before, and it is something worth bearing in mind for pregnant and breastfeeding mothers, but it can't be the whole story, because Gam's mother tells me she ate plenty of vegetables and fruit while she was pregnant with Gam, but he has always refused to eat his vegies, and today the only vegetable he can stand the taste of is the one starting with 'C'- Centrum (after I convinced him that potato chips don't count as a vegetable, that is).

I do wonder about the effect of foods like, say, blue cheese or salami (I realise there is debate on whether fermented meat such as salami is safe for consumption by pregnant women) or asparagus, even, on breast milk (or amniotic fluid). Could it be that foods such as this make the milk taste so bad that the actual foods themselves are met with sheer relief by the kid? Given they studied the facial expressions of the babies consuming carrot-flavoured cereal to gauge their 'acceptance' of the taste, perhaps they should study the faces of the breastfeeding babies whose mothers have been fed blue cheese or some other strong-tasting food and compare them with a control group to test the babies' acceptance at that point as well.

Life, the Universe and Everything

God bless Wikipedia... I went to make a baked chocolate pudding this evening and found I'd run out of baking powder. Knowing that baking powder essentially consists of bicarb soda and cream of tartar, I looked it up in wikipedia- and right at the end of the entry on baking powder was a little heading titled 'substituting in recipes', which gave the valuable piece of information that baking powder can be made from one part bicarb soda to two parts cream of tartar.

Wikipedia may not yet be the answer to everything, but they're working on it. Bloody marvellous.

Israel's Second-Class Citizens

I found this article in the UK Independent's World News section. It's reasonably long, but worth a read.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Christian Study Finds in Favour of Christian Morality


Not living in sin leads to better marriages!

While I certainly wouldn't fall over in shock at the news that a survey of 1500 Australians carried out by a bunch of Anglicans found that having a de facto relationship at any point leads to future relationships filled with crises of insecurity and intimacy, while 'bible-believing' Christian marriages (just like Nick and Jessica, boys and girls!) are more loving and secure, I was a bit surprised at the way the Sun Herald article treated the item.

I know the Sun Herald is the SMH tabloid rag, but somehow I was expecting them to delve a little deeper into the results of the study than they did. Instead, for some truly unbiased commentary, they turned to Dr Andrew Cameron, 'ethics lecturer' at Moore Theological College, of all places. Dr Cameron also happens to be one of the study's authors, but don't let that raise any question of bias in your mind- he does have God on his side, after all.

What really got me was this piece of information:



42.5 per cent of married people said their partners treated them very well, compared with 31 per cent of de factos who felt that.



Those are some pretty scary figures. All it says to me, however, is that there are a lot of people in relationships that aren't good for them, married or unmarried.

The Sun Herald reported that "[Dr Cameron] said the researchers realised such claims for Christian spirituality could seem smug and arrogant."

No mate, just incredibly biased to the point of being unscientific, that's all.

Another paper by the same group that was also presented at the Centre for Apologetic Scholarship and Education conference in Sydney, titled ‘Home/Work Conflict and Relational Wellbeing’


Tracy Gordon, co-author of the papers and researcher for Sydney Diocese’s Social Issues Executive, said the research team had been most disturbed to find that committed Christians are indistinguishable from the rest of the population in the extent they experience conflict between work and home life.

“This came as a surprise because previous American research was pointing in the other direction,” she said. “In the USA, Bible-believing Protestants have retained traditional gender roles that protect them from home/work conflict.”



Hold that thought -and look at it in relation to this...

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Bombing Al Jazeera

Given that the US has had its 'precision-guided' bombs encounter mysterious malfunctions and 'accidently' bomb Al Jazeera headquarters in Baghdad (Iraq), killing Tareq Ayyoub, and Kabul (Afghanistan), it's understand how the world might find it hard to believe that US President George Bush wanted to deliberately bomb Al Jazeera headquarters in Qatar, a US ally. Indeed, I'm sure if the Qatar headquarters of Al jazeera did happen to mysteriously blow up, the bombings would have been carried out by Syria or Iran or some evil country like that.

In order to ensure the truth comes to light, Britain has charged the staffer who leaked the documents of the discussion between Blair and Bush (don't they mean forged documents?) in which Blair attempts to dissuade Bush from the plan to bomb Al Jazeera (remembering of course that Bush planned no such thing!) under the Official Secrets Act, and are warning media outlets that anyone who reports details of the (alleged) conversation will face jail time.

Junk Food Review


I might be studying food science and nutrition, but I appreciate certain forms of tasty junk food as much as the next person. This post is handing out a big tick of approval to the Natural Confectionary Co's 'Natural Jelly Beans'. I don't particularly care whether they're 'natural' or not, and I would appreciate knowing without having to do a google search that the company is owned by Cadbury Schweppes (at least it's not Nestle, but so much for buying Australian), but regardless, they are very tasty. They have a little bit of a sour taste to them that isn't present in most jellybeans, which I like; my only criticism is of the orange ones- they use a paprika derivative for colouring, and have kind of a paprika-ry aftertaste. It's possible that some of the other flavoured beans use this for their colouring as well, but the orange ones are the only ones I've noticed the aftertaste in. I'll be sure to eat some more just to be certain.

Big props also to McVities Jaffa Cakes. We have lots of McVities biscuits here in Australia, but no Jaffa Cakes. Why? They're just so good! I'm a worthy market all by myself!

Gam, as a special present for me, yesterday forked out $8.95 for a 12 pack (150g) of Jaffa Cakes from this little shop in the city (in the Myer Centre- it seems to be owned by a really sour lady, but she knows that suckers like us have nowhere else to go if they want sweets that aren't usually available here) that charges extortionist prices for everything. We polished them off in next to no time, and I went looking online to see if it's possible to buy them and have them shipped over. One site wanted £54 shipping costs for 4.5kg of Jaffa Cakes, which brought the price per packet up to about $9 anyway. Eventually I found an Australian site called TasteIreland which sells them, and with postage ($14 to Brisbane) costs about $7.50 per packet. Of course, they were out of stock with the promise of getting more soon. I bookmarked the page. Unfortunately there's no pre-ordering facility, so it'll be a mad scramble with other Jaffa Cake-deprived Australians and expat Brits and Irish to get an order in fast.

Friday, November 25, 2005

Cheeky Chavez Provokes Washington

He really did it! When Venezualan President Hugo Chavez suggested that he could sell cheap oil for the US poor, I figured he was just stirring and that if he tried such a thing, the American Government would thwart it. Turns out he wasn't and they didn't:



Venezuela's President, Hugo Chavez, has pulled off his greatest public relations coup yet in his campaign to irritate the Bush Administration with a deal to supply cheap fuel to thousands of poor residents of Boston and New York.

To the anger of many in Washington, Citgo Petroleum Corporation, a company controlled by the Venezuelan Government, will supply more than 45 million litres of oil at 40 per cent below market prices.



Petrol in the US is already cheaper than in most of the Western world, but it's still fun to see Chavez getting some back at the Bush Administration, given they supported several coup attempts against him. It's hard to gauge how long Washington will tolerate independent-thinking in Latin American governments for, though. The US probably sees Chavez as a sort of cancer, given the spread of left-leaning governments in that region, and might just decide to treat him with chemo.

Christianity Means Following the Teachings of Jesus?


The Bible versus homosexuality

November 25, 2005

THE case of Christian conservatives relies on half a dozen passages from the Bible that explicitly ban homosexual practices.

In the Old Testament, Leviticus, chapter 18, verse 22, instructs, "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with women", and goes on to suggest the death penalty for those who engage in homosexual behaviour.

Jesus was silent on the subject, devoting more time to MATERIALISM and the concerns of the POOR.

In the New Testament, St Paul cites male and female homosexual behaviour as an example of human rebellion for which God's punishment is death.

Christian gay activist groups such as Uniting Network insist there are dangers in isolating these biblical passages as evidence that homosexuality is a sin. The scriptures have been used to justify slavery, apartheid and the oppression of women. Divorce and remarriage is not sanctioned yet is accepted, albeit reluctantly, among the churches.

And few heed the instruction of 1 Corinthians 5, 11, which forbids Christians from associating or eating with anyone guilty of immorality, greed, idolatry, drunkenness or theft.

Meanwhile, Jesus' message of inclusiveness, love thy neighbour, is ignored for straitjacket literalism, they say.

A Melbourne Anglican, Dr Muriel Porter, says scriptural injunctions against homosexuality come down to a handful of texts written at a time when homosexual behaviour was regarded as an expression of lust or sexual indulgence.

It was not until the 20th century that homosexuality was regarded as a fundamental human sexual orientation and given a name, Porter says. There was no understanding of deep, monogamous and meaningful homosexual relationships.

"The Bible is a very complex set of documents dating back thousands of years and I don't think there is any such thing as a plain reading of scripture, just like there isn't of Shakespeare, or John Donne's poems."

Linda Morris

From the SMH

Gee, What Were the Odds?


Pass the tissues...

Now, brace yourself, people: Jessica Simpson and Nick whatsisname (let's just call him 'the first ex-husband') have split after being married for only 3 years. Betcha never saw that coming. Has a single one of these much vaunted American "I'm saving myself for marriage" marriages ever had a happy ending (or at least a 'happy'- they all seem to have an ending)? Three years might be a long time in Hollywood, but it's a long way off from "'til death do us part". I wonder how many people are counting their money after betting on a breakup?

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Regional Food Magazine


As much as I love food and recipe books, I usually avoid food magazines because I can't stand food and wine 'wankerism': recipes filled with ingredients so expensive and obscure that even if you're prepared to fork out the money to buy them, you probably wouldn't be able to find them anywhere except a single exclusive delicatessen somewhere in Sydney; ridiculously flowery descriptions of food and wine (I once saw a wine review that claimed there were 'background notes of nicotine') and arsehole food critics who know soooo much about what constitutes 'good food' (usually involving a faddish obsession with a single ingredient or combination of ingredients that happens to be particularly fashionable at the time- pork belly, puy lentils, whatever) that if you disagree with them you're marked as some kind of heathen; the trick is to nod worshipfully and pretend to understand what they're on about. All in all it's like the art world: a chronic case of emperor's New Clothes Syndrome.

That's why I usually avoid food magazines.

However, I bought the very first issue of Regional Food magazine back in July simply because the delicious looking hunk of King Island cheese on the cover caught my eye. I'm a sucker for good cheese, and so the promise of finding out a little more about King Island and how the cheese is made there was too much to resist. The magazine was a nice little read- it also detailed other produce industries and people involved in the food industry on King Island and also had information for potential tourists. Finding out a little more on what was previously, to me, a rather small and obscure part of Australia was an enjoyable way to waste a couple of hours. I'm also very supportive of efforts to bring attention to small farmers who fall outside the radar of the majority of consumers because they don't sell to the big supermarket duopoly of Coles and Woolworths (who are responsible for depressing the prices paid to farmers while they make a fat profit margin on fresh produce at the supermarket). Fresh produce that hasn't been transported from one end of the country to the other in a refrigerated truck tastes a whole lot better than produce that has: anyone who has been unlucky enough to eat one of those disgusting grey supermarket bananas (which happens because the storage temperature dropped below 14 degrees Celcius, I found out recently), or lucky enough to have had a crate full of fresh picked apples after usually consuming horrid, tasteless supermarket apples ought to know what I'm talking about.

I kept an eye out for the second issue, to no avail. I thought maybe it had gone bust on the first issue- a lot of magazines fail to make it- but last weekend I finally saw the second issue in our local newsagent. The cover isn't nearly as attractive this time around, and the price has gone up to $8.95 from around $5.00, but it was still a great read. The focus of the second issue is on 'Capital Country Villages' around Canberra; small food and wine producers as well as more tourist-y information on local hotels and the like. There was a small note in the back of the magazine under the headline "where have we been?", explaining that as the magazine doesn't yet have a big publisher behind it they needed to sell a certain number of ads for the next issue to be able to afford to pay the printer, hence the second issue was a few months late.

Anyway, I posted this because I thought the second issue might be worth a heads-up to any Canberrans who occasionally read this blog, and to anyone in general with an interest in the small-time food industry in Australia.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Child rape? 5 Years in jail. Done for drugs? You're as good as dead.

Gary Glitter has been busted, again, on child sex offences, this time in Vietnam. The guy is scum, that's well known.

What got my attention, however, is the fact that he faces anything from one to five years in jail for his offences ('alleged' offences would be a mere matter of semantics here- the guy is a paedophile). Vietnam is one of those South-East Asian countries that has the death penalty for drug smuggling. Rape a Vietnamese child, though, and by comparison you get off scot-free. It got me wondering what the penalty for child sex offences is in Singapore, well known for its prudish, restrictive government (until last year even oral sex carried a jail term, and it's still illegal between same-sex couples, thanks to the Singapore government's bigotry). Turns out it's up to 20 years. But it's nowhere near as harsh as the death penalty, which says to me that they think preventing children being raped and molested isn't quite as important as keeping drug smugglers out of the country.

I should also add here that as despicable and undemocratic as the Singapore government is, some of the nicest, friendliest people I have ever met have been Singaporeans, and I have met a lot of them -Chinese, Malay, Indian and Tamil Singaporeans- all lovely, friendly, funny people- and probably not just because they're happy at being allowed to chew gum and have sex in Australia. I don't believe their crime rate is low because of their harsh, restrictive laws- I would be quite happy to believe that it's as low as it is because they are generally such lovely people- with the exception of their government. It's sad that Singapore's poor record on the death penalty has only come to light because of the Van Nguyen case. Even after Van Nguyen is killed, I think Australia should try and pressure South East Asian countries to abolish the death penalty, at least for drug smuggline (although our Government sounded very supportive of the death penalty in the case of those accused of the first Bali bombing). We shouldn't take notice of injustices only when they affect Australians. Singpore's laws have been in effect for many years, so it's a bit rough to start jumping up and down about them a few days before they execute one of our citizens.

Friday, November 18, 2005

Republican-Buddy Ambassador's Foot in Mouth Disease


It's... it's stuck! My foot is stuck!

When your only qualification as an diplomat is the experience of putting fat wads of cash in the pockets of the Republican Party and owning a chain of seafood restaurants, it's reasonable to expect to take a while to find your feet, even in New Zealand- the country America regards as the huggies pull-ups of diplomatic training grounds.

Bill McCormick is the new US ambassador to New Zealand, and not only has he made himself a laughing stock by pronouncing the name of the ANZUS treaty as 'An-Zoo', he has gotten himself in the Kiwis' bad books for asking why a freedom-lovin' country such as themselves didn't want to help the US invade Iraq.

I'm trying to decide which is more insulting... having a seafood restaurant chain owner or an ex baseball-buddy from the time Bush's daddy bought him a baseball team to run as ambassador (Tom Schaeffer, former US ambassorder to Australia). I think New Zealand wins by a hair's breadth.

Phantom Torturers


And this is different from life under Saddam?

Funny, innit? There's this story in the news about how US soldiers, following reports from a family that their teenaged son had gone missing, stumbled across a secret jail-slash-torture-chamber, with 173 starving, beaten and tortured prisoners inside. Nearly all of them were Sunnis, aside from some who were followers of Moqtada al Sadr. The Iraqi Government has promised a 'full investigation' to get to the bottom of the matter. Given that we can't even get a 'full investigation' under the Howard Government without already knowing the outcome, it goes without saying that the outcome of the Iraqi Government's 'investigation' will be somewhat predictable.

I guess the first question to answer is- who would want to put a bunch of Sunni males and al-Sadr followers into jail and torture them? The Iraqi provisional Government's official line seems to be an adaptation of the US 'few bad apples' excuse- that a few rogue Shiites have been wilfully and randomly abducting and torturing Sunnis, and also that reports of torture have been 'exaggerated'. Somehow, I don't think so.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

No Justice for Iman al-Hams


Q: How do you get clean away with the murder of a 12 year old schoolgirl?

A: By being a member of the Israeli 'Defence' Force.


Israeli officer acquitted over girl's death

By Ed O'Loughlin Herald correspondent in Jerusalem
November 17, 2005

An Israeli military court has acquitted an army captain who admitted deliberately firing shots into a prostrate Palestinian schoolgirl last year and who then ordered his soldiers to kill anyone who entered a free-fire zone "even if it's a three-year-old".

The killing of Iman al-Hams, 13, in the Gaza border town of Rafah received widespread publicity last October, after some of the commander's troops accused him of cold-bloodedly emptying his assault rifle into her at close range. Palestinian doctors said she was struck by at least 17 bullets.

Initially, the Israeli Army claimed a girl, 16, had been shot after planting explosives at an army outpost and running away, a statement it later revised after it emerged no explosives or weapons had been found.

An internal military investigation also cleared the soldiers, but then an Israeli TV station broadcast communication tapes showing soldiers were aware the target was a wounded girl "of about 10" who was "scared to death" and trying to run away.

After the captain led a sortie from the fortified outpost the tapes recorded him as radioing his unit: "We fired and killed her … confirmed the kill."

The captain - whose name has been given only as Captain R to protect his identity - is then heard to broadcast: "Anything that's mobile, that moves in the zone, even if it's a three-year-old, needs to be killed."

In his trial Captain R argued "confirmation of kill" - an Israeli army euphemism for shooting a fallen person at close range to ensure they are dead - was standard procedure.

In earlier claims, the captain denied firing his magazine into the child, claiming that while inspecting her body he had come under fire from Palestinian gunmen and fired into the ground beside her body in response.

Initial charges of manslaughter were dropped after at least one of Captain R's soldiers retracted statements that he had witnessed the officer shooting the child's body. The captain, a member of the Givati Brigade, was yesterday acquitted on minor charges of misusing his weapon and attempting to persuade his troops to give false evidence.




How the hell did she get 17 bullets in her, then? Murderous scum.

Disappointing

I'm not the sort of person who is patriotic at all costs- I hate unsporting behaviour by players and fans on any side. So I was disappointed to see this in Spike this morning:


Balls and whistles


We were only joking. On Tuesday we listed the places near the Uruguay team hotel that sold loud musical instruments.

By yesterday morning the police had been called three times by hotel staff to complain about noise, had thrice investigated continual sounding of air horns and allegations of firecrackers, and thrice shushed groups of fans intent on disrupting the Uruguayan team's sleep....


That's just rotten. When the socceroos were treated rudely by fans in Uruguay 4 years ago our media called it an outrage, and basically blamed their loss on that (unfairly). Now we think it's funny to do the same to them?

During the game last night there was a bit of dodgy behaviour by the Uruguayans- they even got away with hitting one of our players in the face when the ball was not in play. It was horribly unsporting. Now, though, I think maybe they didn't feel Australia deserved sporting behaviour on their part. The Socceroos, minus a few isolated incidents, did exhibit fine sporting behaviour and controlled themselves much better on field, so they didn't deserve it, but this certainly puts the Uruguayans' behaviour in a different light.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

WORLD CUUUUUUUUPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


We DID IT!!!!!!!!! The Socceroos beat Uraguay in a penalty shootout and they're going to Germany in 2006!!!!!! Mark Schwartzer is a bloody hero!!!! :D

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

National Day of Protest- Brisbane


Gam and I went to the Brisbane protests this morning at Southbank- it was good to see loads of people there. The ABC reported an estimated crowd of 10000. We arrived a bit late, so it was impossible to get near the podium, let alone the big screen, so Gam helped me up a tree to take some photos.

It pisses me off that the business groups against the protest have been claiming that Australians don't care about the IR reforms and so they stayed away from the protests, but meanwhile they have been threatening employees who planned attend them with sacking, and the Government had various departments revoke pre-planned leave for people who were wanting to attend the protests (and had the decency to arrange it beforehand in a way that would have minimised the disruption to their employer!). They warned public servants that they would be 'breaking the law' if they went out and protested. Where the fuck do they think we're living? Uzbekistan? I thought that in Australia it was our right to protest. Screw that- it is our right.