Andrew Roberts, Dumbest Man Alive

This chimpanzee would show more foresight and thoughtfulness in using its firearm than George W Bush showed running an entire country. Quite frankly I'd feel safer with it pointing the gun at me than Bush running the US. At least I can be sure that it isn't drunk, dumber than a 6 year old or being gently fondled by a short bald man with bushy eyebrows.

Sarah sent me a link to an article in the Australian by 'Andrew Roberts' (surely he can't have used his real name) entitled "History Fairer to Bush".

I won't bother linking to it, but dear reader, it is an orgy of stupid. A massive stockpile of dense, radioactive, weapons grade stupidity. At a time when only lobotomy victims, chronic illiterates, and Liberal Party senators (oh but I repeat myself) still support Bush I seriously thought this was a spoof.

After all, anyone who could say this:

"The conspiracy theories believed by many (generally, but not always) stupid people - that it was "all about oil", or the securing of contracts for the US-based Halliburton corporation, and so on - will slip into the obscurity from which they should never have emerged had it not been for comedian filmmakers such as Michael Moore.

Instead, the obvious fact that there was a good case for invading Iraq based on 14 spurned UN resolutions, massive human rights abuses and unfinished business following the interrupted invasion of 1991 will be recalled."

Is demonstrably not in control of their mental faculties. What next? History will show John Howard was a six foot tall Aryan superman who spent his days not in parliament as a surf lifesaver? Brendan Nelson just needed a little more time? Britney Spears was actually a good mother? Ivan Milat was just misunderstood?

We're talking about events that precipitated probably the greatest global collapse of one nation's economic and political power, prestige and influence. In eight years Bush did what took Vandals, Goths and a succession of profligate emperors to accomplish. In human history I dare you to find one man who has brought so many so low so quickly. Mission Accomplished, Bring em on, heck of a job Brownie PEANCE FREEANCE!!?? Take heart, at least this absolute nitwit is British, not Australian, thank God. Only the Australian would publish this. Everyone else probably thought it was a joke.