Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Funniest 'news' of the day


Australian model Kristy Hinze says she was instantly attracted to her 63-year-old boyfriend, Texan billionaire Jim Clark, by his intelligence.



Baahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Because if he'd been... I don't know... a research scientist making $60 000 a year she'd have totally gone for it... yeah. Totally.

More like she was instantly attracted to Grandpa the dude because certain women have an area in their brain which exhibits magnetic properties for gold. I mean, dear god... she's only 3 years older than me. Okay I'll be nice: for an old guy he looks pretty good- well preserved. Attractive? No way! I bet his daughter is older than Kristy Hinze... There's nothing more gross than an old guy dating someone who is the same age or younger than his own children.

3 comments:

Mikey_Capital said...

I thought it was Gulliani in a wig...

Sarah said...

Oh there is a resemblance there- at least in that photo. Totally missed it until you pointed it out!

Anonymous said...

Either way...eeeeeeeeewwwwwww...