Thursday, August 07, 2008

Open letter to the SMH:

Dear Sydney Morning Herald,

You've got to be fucking kidding, right? This is worthy of the main story on your front page?




What is this, the fucking Daily Telecrap? First of all, who cares that Nicole Kidman succeeded in spawning a child? Secondly, who can even prove that the picture featured has anything to do with Nicole Kidman or said spawn? Give us a break- how about some real news?

6 comments:

surfercam said...

You know what's worse? The Gold Coast Bulletin. A few weeks ago they had that wanker Wayne Carey on the front page of the weekend edition, because he had bought a house on the GC.
HOW GIVES A FUCK!
Surely there is SOMEONE anyone better to be on the front page.

ps - If you want to know what happened in the world 3 days ago, buy todays edition....

Rach said...

if you turn that photo sideways it kiiiiinda looks like a screaming cartoon worm.

like that one from the simpsons, the endangered one.. that screamed a lot..

"sleep screams"

Sarah said...

SC- it might be worse, but only by a small margin. You've got to wonder what else is going on in the world while the journalists are filling up the newspapers with this sort of shit.

Rach- clockwise or counter-clockwise?

Anonymous said...

What about the name though.

Sunday Rose is surely going to be nicknamed Sunday roast

Sarah said...

It's not much of a stretch, is it? You're probably right...

Dave Bath said...

Anonymous said: "Sunday Rose is surely going to be nicknamed Sunday roast"

Yeah, especially as the pale blob looks like a large plucked chicken with a blindfold.