Buzz Kill

I didn't know before today that nothing kills the mood quicker than your neighbours having an argument (about what even? it sounded like they were fighting over the fucking curtains) while you're trying to play hide the salami with your special someone. Jesus people, take it inside. I now understand Mikey's concept of a stroke killer in a way I didn't when he posted about it, except for the whole jizzing in a cup thing.