5 favourite quotes tag

Robert Freeman: "I hate to see a child go unbeaten"

Gam and I have been tagged by Mikey. The theme is 'five favourite quotes'. Off the top of my head I can't really think of five favourites or even five that we use commonly, but I'll see what I can come up with...

1. "Depraved and animalistic"- Larissa. This is from a couple of years ago when we invited some of our friends to dinner and they brought another friend (and housemate at the time) of theirs. She is a christian, and that quote was her response to our friend Victor's whispered explanation of what 'pearl necklace' meant, after the term came up in a conversation. I don't know if Victor or anyone else remembers it, but the phrase has really entered the vernacular in this household.

2. "The fuck y'all lookin' at?" - Ed Wuncler III. This one is from The Boondocks animated series. 'W' is a parody of George W Bush. This one gets used a lot when yet another retarded Bush policy is announced on the news with no criticism or analysis.

3. "I hate to see a child go unbeaten" - Robert Jebediah 'Granddad' Freeman. Also from The Boondocks, namely the episode 'Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner'. Usually said when we've witnessed a particularly bratty child misbehaving in public. And no, we don't particularly care if the child's parent overhears.

4. [Excerpt from a Family Guy episode]

"You know, Margaret, we could have sexual intercourse right now"
"Yes, yes we could"
"But let's not"
- from the 'high class British porn' in the Family Guy episode 'North by North Quahog'

5. [Excerpt of a scene from Blazing Saddles]

Lili Von Shtupp: Is it true how zey say zat you people are... gifted?
[Lights go out, sound of zipper opening]
Lili Von Shtupp: Oh. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

Hehehe.

Sure, there's nothing profound here but profound is a bit overrated anyway.

I'll tag Anthony. Anthony gets stuck with most of my tags. Sorry Anthony!