Every year when Australian cricket has the Allan Border medal thingummy we are treated to the sight of a bunch of terribly average looking men showing up with almost universally bottle-blonde trophy wives/girlfriends hanging off their arm.
Wouldn't it make a nice change to see the members of the Australian women's cricket team each show up with hunky, muscle-bound, bottle-blonde guy in a tank top hanging off their arm bearing a toothy white smile for the waiting media?
And is Shane Warne aiming at a new career in body building? Because that's the only other place I've seen such a greasy, inappropriately coloured fake tan... I feel like his kids should be wearing a raincoat in that picture in case he drips on them!
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I've heard that some of the women's cricket team might prefer their own team mates as opposed to male company... if you know what I mean.
That bottom photo looks like a tourist's photo from Madame Tussaud's. He really went overboard with that did Shane.
some of the women's cricket team might prefer their own team mates as opposed to male company
That's ok, they can show up with a bottle-blonde trophy girlfriend too... the only problem in that case is that they'll probably get hit on by Shane Warne.
I think you're dead right there Sarah.
I think most of the girls there last night would have felt nervous with Warnie in the same room...
WOah! George Hamilton is jealous, Shane. No mean feat.
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