On channel 7's Better Homes and Gardens program there is a segment by a blonde chick that Gam and I have christened 'Glue shit to your walls!' Basically, she gets ordinary household items- photos and other trinkets, toenail clippings, bellybutton lint- and glues them to something, whether it be a coffee table, a wall hanging, a bed-head... whatever.
The Bride's Diary magazine proclaims that every wedding is supposed to have a 'theme' that makes it unique, but I noticed one unifying theme: every wedding must have chairs covered with a sheet and tied with a massive bow. Theme? Clearly "Glue shit to your chairs!". A unique and special decoration, or simply practically designed to avoid beer, food and vomit stains on the chairs?
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